Case Number: 78376464-06

Plaintiff: Campus Police

Defendant: CherylAnn Needitnow

Charges: Upon entering this university, we thought Cherylann to be a sweet girl looking to continue her education. Well, we have recently found her form of education is not in our curriculum. This girl has had "other" intentions from the moment she realized our school was different from the girls high school she attended. We had gotten reports, a bit to late, from her old high school, talking about her sexual encounters on campus involving other women, both staff and students, in her own little playground we know as the "Ladies Room". Our Campus has offered Ms CherylAnn a whole new opportunity.

Our findings, after following CherylAnn around campus the past few weeks, are as follows:

1.) On numerous occasions, we have found Cherylann alone in the Professors Lounge, nude, on the couch, awaiting different professors to meet her there and work on "extra credit" assignments.

2.) She has set up office, once again, here on campus to meet several of the office staff to help them with their "dick-tation" and has brought several other students (both male and female) with her, to aid her in this task.

3.) It is against regulations, after 1:00 AM, to have a male in a female dorm room. On numerous occasions she has had one or more males stay the entire night and awoken her roommate to join in the parties.

4.) Orgies have been catered to at all fraternity houses by this slut, I mean woman, and her girl friends. CherylAnn and her girfrields, bring whipped cream and chocolate syrup as party favors for the men. They have been seen at many of the local strip bars on amateur night, working the poles. Not only the ones attached to the ceiling and floor, but to the ones actually attached to the mens laps which they have been dancing on!

Recommendation: We believe, in order to curb this womans sexual appetite, she should be made to answer the phone lines to pay for the damages in the ladies room, as well as, the professors lounge by her bodily fluids soaking all over the couches, by doing hot phone calls with strange men supervised by the campus police department. We also feel, she should be made to suck male organs and play out any and ALL fantasies. We will make sure she NEVER says no to any request!

Last Seen: Last seen chatting with her friends. There is a warrant out for for her arrest...